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Famine? Not This Lab. Funny Chocolate Lab T-Shirt

Famine? Not This Lab. Funny Chocolate Lab T-Shirt

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Bred to Work. Retired to Snack.

For thousands of years, dogs earned their keep. Ancient Romans posted mastiffs at the gate with Cave Canem ("Beware of the Dog") carved in the doorway. Medieval hunters trusted hounds and retrievers to track, flush, and fetch. Then royalty discovered tiny lap dogs, and the job description changed to "sit on velvet, look adorable." The Labrador Retriever came from Newfoundland fishermen who needed a dog to haul nets and retrieve game from icy water.

Today's Lab? Guarding the kibble bowl, hunting down crumbs, and claiming your lap at 70 pounds. Famine? Not this Lab.

  • Bold retro cartoon graphic of a very well-fed chocolate Lab in his bowl
  • Soft, lightweight, everyday unisex fit
  • Perfect gift for Lab moms, Lab dads, and every dog lover who's been out-stared at dinner

Grab yours now before your Lab eats the last one.

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  • Father's Day gift-ready design
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